Tips on How to be Prepared for Worst Case Scenario on Meeting a New Potential Partner Abroad

1. Get in business class flights or above since you might need a consolable pampering flying back home broken hearted. Never do budget, it’s miserable and will make you even more miserable
2. Book a very decent hotel with fluffy pillow, nice pool, and awesome gym. Never have any below your standard since it can be your only sanctuary if she decides that you’re not a keep
3. Be informed on single-women-friendly places there, in case she decides to make a do on something else the whole time and you end up wandering the foreign soil alone
4. Friends are all you need, be it there or back at home. They can be the water in your arid foreign desert, the star in your foreign dark night sky, the sun in your foreign murky dawn
5. If everything turns to be real nasty and you end up being drama mama, crying extravagantly, exchanging hysterical foreign language shrieks to each other but then suddenly, you oddly feel like laughing because it’s so a black comedy, laugh away, it’s a comedy anyway
6. Last but not least: have backups. Get yourself one or two alternatives, so whenever this girl shuts on you, you can always bid her elegant adieu, turn to other welcoming doors, and the last thing she sees from you is your sexy butt sashaying away.

Happy traveling! :)